Charlie: "You guys don't know how to close with a girl. I don't mean sex, I just mean convincing her (or him) that YOU are the guy for her. Or him."
Diego: "Ok...maybe..."
Jason: "You just totally described me."
Charlie: "Diego, I would totally be your wingman. I would be the creepy old guy so that you were the not-creepy, not-old guy."
Me: "Hey...it's not all the guy. It takes two to tango."
Patrick: "Hey, I can close a girl if she's open. Wait."
A faithful recording of the things my coworkers say when they aren't worried about who hears them.
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