On Chest Hair

Eric: It's like a Persian rug. The thread count is...quite high.

On Dead Baby Jokes

Shawna: What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One, you can move with a pitchfork.

On Your Mom Jokes

Diego: Hey Joey, where'd you get that shirt?
Joey: Your mom.
Diego: Really? My mom never gave me a shirt like that.
Joey: She doesn't love you the way she loves me.

On Cleanliness

Eric: "I am in and out of the shower in 2 minutes."
Diego: "I know! You're so fast!"