On Dream Analysis

Nate: Whenever I have a dream with guns, they fall apart or don't work.
Greg: It's a euphemism for your genitals.

On Animations

Mark S: I'm sparkling and pretty!

On Marriage

Diego: You should go marry a bunch of death-row inmates.

On Entertainment Value

Diego: I've never been to a strip club, but I imagine mariachis are more fun than strippers.

On After-Work Activities

Eric: "I'm headed to the Nut House to go be a stripper."

On Chest Hair

Eric: It's like a Persian rug. The thread count is...quite high.

On Dead Baby Jokes

Shawna: What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One, you can move with a pitchfork.